LOL NEWS//Government Media Advocate the Benefits of Beijing's Polluting Fog and Haze

For the last half of the past week, Beijing, Shanghai and many other cities in the north or east of China were covered by heavy polluting fog and haze. Yet, the following two flattering news were just so beyond my imagination:

Global Times (affiliate of People Daily):
Fog and Haze Weaken Missiles' Accuracy, Favoring Military Defence

News source (in Chinese).

CCTV:
Fog and Haze have Five Benefits: 1, they let the Chinese people more united; 2, they let the Chinese people more equal; 3, they keep the Chinese people sober; 4, they let the Chinese people more humorous; 5, they enrich the Chinese people's knowledge.

News source (in Chinese).

Can you imagine that the media are describing fog and haze which kill more and more people in China? And Why?

Do not worry about these journalists' IQ, nor they are insane. They, as official media, just have to flatter Government. Since they are unable to criticize Government's incapability of controlling pollution, they have to advocate the ironical benefits of polluting fog and haze.

So, it is expected you read such disgusting news on Chinese governmental newspapers, isn't it?