We knew Xi would be president because we saw the white smoke!

Leo:
Everyone knows that the new Pope has been elected after seeing the white smoke out from the Sistine Chapel.
In China, we do this much more efficiently! See, Mr. Xi Jinping was elected Chinese president on March 14th, 2013. But every Chinese already knew the result last year. The reason is simple: Beijing has been coated by white smoke since the last year.